Post by Scully Z. on May 1, 2012 10:49:15 GMT -6
Okay. I knew this would be somewhat, to paraphrase Borat, "sexytimes", which is fab, but I was not prepared for what happened when I clicked 'play'. The below is a pretty accurate summation of me watching it.
Oh my stars and garters, people. Am I just really sheltered and square? Oh God. WOW.
However, a few things:
1) James Wilby SPEAKS FRENCH?! And a more than passable accent? Still sounds a bit more British than Parisian, but...
2) He drives a HOG in this one. James Wilby on a motorcycle. Yes, please. Thanks.
3) What is up with French films and boobs everywhere? Because there are literally, like, a million-and-one breasts flying about in this film. Pretty much everyone wears these outfits that are seriously tailor-made for maximum wardrobe malfunction.
4) That said, yeah, I think I pretty much need a breast lift after seeing this.
5) I generally despise facial hair in all its variations and incarnations. However, Wilby rocks it in this film. He, thus far in my almost-38 years, is to date the only man who can rock that look in my opinion.
And now back to my original point.
(locks thread for her own good)
Oh my stars and garters, people. Am I just really sheltered and square? Oh God. WOW.
However, a few things:
1) James Wilby SPEAKS FRENCH?! And a more than passable accent? Still sounds a bit more British than Parisian, but...
2) He drives a HOG in this one. James Wilby on a motorcycle. Yes, please. Thanks.
3) What is up with French films and boobs everywhere? Because there are literally, like, a million-and-one breasts flying about in this film. Pretty much everyone wears these outfits that are seriously tailor-made for maximum wardrobe malfunction.
4) That said, yeah, I think I pretty much need a breast lift after seeing this.
5) I generally despise facial hair in all its variations and incarnations. However, Wilby rocks it in this film. He, thus far in my almost-38 years, is to date the only man who can rock that look in my opinion.
And now back to my original point.
(locks thread for her own good)
